Anyone else use a cloth computer chair at work? I don't recommend it at all. I have came to the conclusion that my chair is the cause of the foul funk i keep smelling in my office. I am assuming that from me busting ass in it all the time it has slowly absorbed all that funk and between that and the ass sweat it had become rather raunchy. But i am too afraid of what may really happen if i get too close to actually bend down and smell it, anyone else have this problem. Comfirm/deny?

Try as I may to replicate your situation, your aunt and her damn FeBreese bottle are thwarting my Evil Overlord Plan. To concoct a deviously funky chair and threaten to set it loose on the Free World unless I am paid... One Meeeelion Dollars!

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Just a thought.. (which admittedly I get paid for these) have you considered a metal chair.

If the funk were to stick to a metal chair, you most likely have a medical condition for which you could draw unemployment.

Either way.. you win!

WELL anything you sit in for days upon days upon days that you sweat in a lot tends to get a tad rank after a while.

The last computer chair that our family had developed that same problem.

Drenching it in Febreeze a few times should solve the problem, if not well your seat is fresher and make your bumm smell like Febreeze so it's a win-win situation.

You need to go upstairs.. wash your ass... come back down and watch some martin lawrence.

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Sorry, i don't have un upstairs at work, nor do i have any martin lawrence.

Why not Sling Boxing Martin Lawrence while using 34 moist towelettes?

I like you, have a cloth chair... and I find at a certain point... the only solution is to burn the chair. It is highly recommended burning where it sits as to not "crop dust" coworkers with the chair. Just make sure it is a controlled burn. Oh... any good PPV events going on TV while we are at combz? With all the slingbox owners we will have there... We could easily throw em up. Just a thought... And another thought... Would anyone be interested in a Guitar Hero I or II tourny? Or perhaps a Wii bowling tourny?

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Then you could eliminate the need to roll your chair outside.

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